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 17.02.2011
The lady handed over in the luggage: Nagan, machine gun, cartridge, cut, two discs to the machine gun And a small toothbrush Security knows the order
Do not miss landing.
Strong and sharp objects.
The lady goes to the office.
The inspector looks very closely.
He calls for help.
A special team has arrived:
Major, Captain and Soldier.
Specialist in rope and rope.
There was a dog in the pursuit.
The captain checked the boxes.
For knives, scraps and buttons
The Lie Detector
I was looking for a knife.
According to the Military Statute,
Five times removed the machine.
Guns, machine guns and Nagano.
Not a catch, said the captain.
with the explosives on the rope,
The expert gave good for the landing.
Everything is fine, but the phone call.
Suddenly a dog.
She looks like a terrorist!
Look at her teeth!
The sirene swelled and immediately,
There were two special forces.
Are you in your own or not?! to
This is a sharp object!
Baggage on the plane:
Trothyl, dynamite and camouflage
Three bombs, two discs.
No, I didn’t have a toothbrush.
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