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 17.02.2011
Overall: bleeding on the knees, between the legs, on the chest, the rib hurts (probably also an internal bleeding), the jaw is twisted, the eyebrows are cut and the lips are crushed. He offered me to marry him.) I will be in the rescue after the honeymoon ?
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