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 19.02.2011
Alien: I went home with a friend, frozen - the tooth on the tooth does not fall.We approach the entrance, we call the home phone (there is no button), but nobody answers. At home, by the idea, my boyfriend is probably sleeping. I can’t stand it, I start throwing, say, Lechka, rabbit, well open... Here from somewhere behind the hand, clicks a button, the door opens. The man. I am happy, pointing to the key: Oh, do you have a tick?!!! And he to me, sadly this: I have a tick, but you have a Lecha... long rotting, it was a neighbor on the staircase cage))
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