The incident occurred in the army, in the military unit in which I had the honorary duty to defend our homeland.

In the camp, the team sounded "Destroy!".
Everyone lay down in beds, the daytime began to do their business, and only the brave Lieutenant Colonel S., twice a hero of Russia, the deputy of the unit, did not sleep, well, he did not sleep something and did not go home.
He decided to check out how things were going in the medical center.
On that day, a surgeon, a candidate of medical sciences, captain Ch. All is well, only the captain had a mistake: he loved to drink.
He covered, therefore, the surgeon in the doctor's table, watermelon, saliva, cucumbers, lemons, pelletry and went to the back door to smoke.
And the zampolit, therefore, enters through the parade door, the day-to-day hand to the barrel, everything as appropriate, and the zampolit directly into the ordinator's - shast! The field is covered...
And then the captain from the barracks returns, and in the officer's police station is sitting at the table and waiting for him to catch with the barracks!
But the captain was not a fault! He turns out, running to Colonel B., who was just on duty in part! To him in the cabinet flies, three steps, a building stand, everything according to the charter and boldly reports: "Comrade Colonel, let me report! Imagine going to my office, the police officer is sitting at the table and drinking vodka!
It was a laugh this morning.