The child returned from school, where they were writing a piece on the topic of “How I Spent the Summer”. Well, he wrote there that he spent the whole summer with a mazenka (the most beautiful girl in their class), that they were playing a doctor and that he was playing so much and so much with a girl for the first time. That is true, because we were neighbors in the country with her parents. The teacher put a pair and wrote with a red pen: "It is necessary to write about real events, not imaginary." Not a fucker?