Stupid Mushra
In the school, when we served only a month, not more, of course, we
There was a foolish, meaningless moustache in everything.
Once upon a time, a genius man personally brought us for lunch. We stand in front of the entrance to the dining room in the column of five.
be equal! and calm! Right to the column one by one to the dining room!
(According to the command of running, everyone has to bend their fingers in their elbows...It looks stupid)
The Roth:
to postpone! We bend our hands at the same time.
Then the captain looked at me. My gaze expressed a whole range of feelings, mostly contempt, to this unnecessary, dumb mouth (I know how to express such views...)
You see, you don’t understand why you need all this?
I am :
That is true, Comrade Captain. We are not fighting for tanks, we are fighting.
They just came for lunch, so why invent new ways to get in?
Can it be simple, human? Why to jump across the gap
Where she is not?
The captain smiled and said:
And really, why am I tormenting you? The company is equal! and calm! Right to
One by one in the dining room!
When we got in, the team came in.
Root, go out on the street!
have built.
The Roth:
So when you ran to the dining room, I stopped the time. and now
Try to run into the door again, but without any dumb moisture.
Rules are just “human.”
I promise you that if you can improve your time, you will always go to the dining room as you like, I will not say a word.
The whole company’s eyes glittered with a huliganic glow.
I was appointed to command and measure time:
Well guys, we have taken it!! to
At the entrance, there was a bump of those who first missed each other, and then did not talk to each other, forming a wild blockade.
As we did not try (and we tried our best), "humanly" it was exactly twice as long... but behind us were three other hungry companies.

P.S
One day I was filming a game episode about the bandits.
Eleven people gathered and waited for their departure. All tall, beautiful, in camouflage and masks. Every machine (not a combat machine, but a metal machine, like the real one, just not a “crawl”) I saw them all for the first time.
They stood, smoked for half an hour, and I said to them:
Do you want to show me the magic?
I want to show you.
You and you served in the army, and the other eight did not serve.

They were very surprised, because I didn't even see their faces, but I guessed about the army, although they didn't do anything like that, just stood and smoked.

And it’s all very simple: only three out of eleven, never directed the trunk of their toy machine anywhere but the earth and heaven.

Everyone (who has not learned anything new from this story) with the holiday...