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 01.03.2011
Pingwin4ik
Remember that he loves.

pingwin4ik (01:07:38 26/02/2011)
A gift to make him happy.

retro_cola
sex, cigars, whiskey, mate to chew

retro_cola
What should I give him of this?

retro_cola
Do you think sex is good?

Pingwin4ik
I invented

retro_cola
burned

Pingwin4ik
A little bit of sleep, then immediately after the onset of the fairy orgasm get a bottle of whisker and a already smoked cigar from under the bed and say loudly, "Well, fuck it!" Happy Birthday!"
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