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 01.03.2011
XXX: I buy a car battery. There were two Koreans with me. The car seller is guaranteed. I play Mazda Capella. Is he a name? I think, in a deaf (or dumb), I speak Cappella. I thought he meant Mazda Familia. Is it your name? Let these horses also roast.

xxx: Now I am Dmitry Sergeevich Kapella, blaat....
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