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 05.03.2011
The Straga:
50 First Kisses: I also want you to kiss me every morning as you did the first time
I would not have lasted for a month...
Well, imagine I’ll show you a video every morning and scream that I’m your husband, well, it’s still half trouble, you imagine how I would explain to you every morning that we’ve made a mortgage for you.
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