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 06.03.2011
Experov: If you sell your apartment in Moscow, then for an apartment in Monaco you probably won't have enough money (unless, of course, you didn't have an elite apartment with a view on the Kremlin), but you definitely have enough money to buy an entire island, where monkeys, papagaies, thugs, tapirs live, there is cellular coverage and electricity. And, most importantly, after such a purchase you will still have a lot of money from the sold Moscow apartment.

Reutersfriend: Some Ernesto is sitting now, reading Carlos's post on dirty.pn about the fact that "If you sell your five islands in the Caribbean, then for an apartment in Monaco you probably don't have enough money, but you will definitely have enough money to buy a whole room on the fifth floor of Khrushchev in Altufiev without an elevator, with a combined bathroom and a neighbor-alcoholic". He reads and thinks: "Wow! People live... Or maybe... Can you spit on everything, sell the legacy of your grandmother Juanista – 50 acres of tropical islands – and go to Altufiev, finally live humanly?
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