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 07.03.2011
I met a guy for six months, loved him madly and decided to give him my virginity. I am not one of the ten, so I decided to take everything into my own hands. I sent my parents to the country, they came home to me, Romantic, all the business. I stretch for him the width, where everything is ready for battle, only touching the member - he ends. I think nothing, let’s try again. Try the same stuff. Seven times underwear!! to
The comments:
HH: Why did they not continue? No longer standing up?
Yyy: The guy lost consciousness from nervous exhaustion.
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