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 07.03.2011
She: How much do you take for oral sex?
He: You’re waiting for the answer, it’s free, but no, we’ll do it in 5 minutes. 500 rubles for more than 5 minutes. for free...
She: We agree, you have us more than 5 minutes )))
He: Fuck, I misunderstood... oral sex, it doesn’t necessarily pass... And I understand it doesn’t go far...
She is far away ))

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