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 10.03.2011
I continue to tell stories about drug addicts. One of my acquaintances, after a tumultuous party, comes home. He thinks he should eat before going to bed. He opens the refrigerator and the man is sitting there!!! A friend went out smoking (a cigarette), comes back, opens the refrigerator, and there until these days the man is sitting!!! It’s huge, hardly going in. Well, he thinks, I’ll open the shell, if he’s there, I’ll fuck him a fist! He opens, there’s a man, he’s him! He went into his room, under the blanket and fell asleep. And only in the morning he understood what the magic was all about. The man was actually sitting there, only he confused the door of the refrigerator with the door of the toilet and fucked his own father.
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