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 15.03.2011
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The new employee installed the aska bot on the server. Type to send messages about critical states. For example, the temperature has risen, or the ups has moved to the battery.

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The server was hacked today. I received a message from the server "Hello! Look at my picture without clothes. What about you?" I am in shock.

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Obviously I should see there a photo of the processor not covered with a cooler, or what is there in the servers is considered intimate?

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Oh, and on the photo should be seen the broken condors ;)

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In a very disgraceful version - in the photo should be seen a naked processor smeared with white thermopasta.
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