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 30.04.2008
This morning, go out on the roof to shoot with your rifle. Well, I shot myself for pleasure, I decided to shoot at a distance - I put a bowl behind the G-shaped curve of the roof, I sit on the edge, kiss and here I notice that some man from the window below looks at me very carefully. It is probably fun to wake up in the morning, get up from the bed and pull, stretch the curtains on the window. And on the neighboring roof sits a guy with a rifle... It is good that it was not a deputy, or a guy from Gazprom, who we have not later than 2 years ago exploded in the yard, or their guard would quickly remove the pain of the sniper.
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