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 18.03.2011
My mom is scared of me... I bought some new tea, I sit at the compot, I drink. She approaches, says: “Smell, what does tea smell?” and “I’m (already accustomed that she’s always cooking hard): “Strong tea?” and “Mom (fun): “No, cyanide potassium!” and “I’m squeezed!” It turned out that tea with almonds was...
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