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 20.03.2011
joffer: yesterday in the morning in the subway was driving, because I was late, then I was driving after a peak hour, it was less free.
In the car, whoever reads books, whoever listens to music.
Joffer: one guy kind of cool, the iPhone4 got, type struck, turned on the music and sat on it in some toy to play
Joffer: and after 2-3 people from him uncle with a bag sat, looked at the guy - opened the bag, got a laptop, wrestled, turned on the player and also in some toy began to play - type "I'm cooler than you, son"
Joffer: and next to them in the corner 2 students were driving, one pulled the system and a large box, and the other LSD monitor and backpack.
Joffer: in short, it’s a shit... the guys looked at the type of cool, the guy demonstrately so from the ball got the uninterruptible for 5 slices of voltampers so thousands for 2
Joffer: short, crazy, in a couple of minutes they turned the stationary right in the wagon, also wrestled the player, one took the headphones, the other sat a spider on a difficult push.
Joffer: And the two, with the iPhone and the notebook, were driving as well as the finest and sat with a quiet and submissive appearance.
And it’s gender 😉
Joffer: Yes, if there were any more amins carrying the stall with an interruptor and wrestling it, I would have at all worn off.
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