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 20.03.2011
I am tired of work, yes.
XHH: Of course, the most people get.
Imagine you are a cook. Here comes a man to you and says, “I have heard that this thing, yellow so, although my neighbor has it white... in short, I forgot the name... so, I don’t know with what knife to cut it so it gets hot. Do you need to cut or fry for that? And is it normal that it then becomes brown and crispy? Yes I remembered! It is potatoes! Or “potatoes,” I don’t know how right...Can you make me twenty pieces? And fill it with machine oil, my brother told me, it’s cooling faster.”
Do you work as a cook in a psychiatric hospital?
XHH : No. In the publishing house. by Odmin (/_\)
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