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 22.03.2011
My father bought his first cell phone. I received a SMS today:
Bata: I’ve learned to use SMS, now I’ll write to you at night and hinder your sleep.
I: Write, I still work at night.
What, is he smart?
I: Hugo, it’s all in you.
Father: The son is smart, all in the father. Damn with the eggs, two eggs :) (smiley!!!!)
Mom just called. It turns out, he took my wife’s number from her and sends her SMS from an unknown number. She invites to a date, is interested in what flowers she loves, compliments and poems. And it is on the move. Well, the wife will pick it up in the evening, but here the father, God give health. Seventy years old man, and everything doesn’t play out.
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