Or Epic Fail? I’ll tell you what an Epic Fail is.
He went to work in the morning, slipped, fell, beat the joint of his right hand. I go out of the injury, in the pocket of the 5-thousand note, you need to exchange, I go to the bank... attention, a guy goes into the bank, in the coat, a wild look (in the injury the hand was fixed), the right hand in the pocket and does not remove it, a quick step goes to the box office.
The guard grabs his right hand and pulls (the shit is so painful!) with a shout full of pain I turn and give him in the mouth with my left hand.... fly 3 more mouthworms, put on the floor and turn my hands.... in 2 hours I appear again in the trauma point.... in the end I go home with 2 fractures of my right arm and a sick joint.....
Is this Epic Fail?? to
No such stuff.
I go home (I came in the afternoon and not in the evening as usual from work) and at home my wife with a lover... in the end I chase this fool down the stairs, at the exit of the entrance I slide down... again the same injury point... a fracture of the left arm... the doctors are already rubbing the whole composition....
I sit at home, both hands in the plaster, my wife to my mother collapsed.
This is Epic Fail. ! to ! to
I remembered the text of the group "brick"
Today is a bad day, everything falls out of hand.
Danny Boy here told me - fucking, smoke bamboo"...
Does anyone have a bamboo to smoke?
...and yes, this text I tried to grab with my hands in the gips...