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 27.03.2011
We go home with our guests, he is driving.
Both are sober. Every five minutes we are stopped by GAI.
Check for alcohol. For the fourth time, of course,
It bored. And here in front of the very house we are hindered by a pessimistic
The copy. There is the following dialogue between him and the driver:
and sober?
Three times sober.
Why four?
I have been checked four times today.
Why not put on the belt?
I have an airbag.
No matter what...
And then 20 minutes. In the end, the desperate worker of GAI speaks
The genius phrase:
Give me something!
The driver’s face is illuminated by understanding, he jumps into the car, goes in.
In a mess, something gets out of there and with a cheerful smile says,
Going to the employee:
The sandwiches! With cheese! The truth of yesterday...

P.S Fortunately, he did not have a weapon.
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