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 30.03.2011
A friend says:
Well we come to work on March 8th, all the girls on the tables have roses (the boys tried)... and I have NO on the table!! I turn to our men with a look of complete disappointment, and they say to me: "You are not a woman in the shower - you watch football, you drink beer with cups, you know about the compass... you have no roses in the shortest."
And then, as they roast, get out of the closet, they suck me and say "Thank you, don’t shut up, the main thing is not what is inside...the main thing is that you have a breast!!!! (They are "
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