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 05.04.2011
I call my girlfriend. His voice is sad, his voice is sad.
She is everything, you are a baby. I finally understood it. Between us it is over.
Okay, but tell me what exactly happened?
There’s a lady on your wall that says you’re a monogamous person. Everyone knows everything about you, only I was blind.
Look at the difference between monogamous and polygamous.
Silence for about a second
She’s a quiet voice – Yeah, rabbit, you’ve always wanted to date a blonde?
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