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 06.04.2011
Today I went to the 3rd class. She assigned three groups to write three kinds of speech: academic, judicial and spiritual (epitaphy). According to the story "The Bell".
The best lawyers come from philologists. Judges justified Lisa along and across, and almost to tears appealed: said, Nora in an emergency, in divorce from her husband, a mother with many children, a difficult financial situation... Citizen Kolobok provoked the defendant with his disgraceful behavior: namely, several witnesses heard him praise his crust, softness, dexterity, etc.
It is half trouble. The conclusion killed: “In addition, the investigative examination revealed that the citizen of Kolobok was not registered as a grandfather and grandmother of citizens, as a result of which it is not their property (or relative). Therefore, the claim has no grounds".
I just can’t give an academic speech, because among the general rust I remembered it poorly.
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