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 15.04.2011
Two dogs - Dobermans, apparently a cowboy with a girlfriend.
Since my path was next to the lawn and the masters were not seen nearby, I slowed a little. At this time, a man appears due to a stumbling walk. Goes very decent, but very washed, shaved, etc. And the mood, apparently, not very... Goes down the head.
Dobermans see a tired traveller and a coveted covet is carried on him, and a girlfriend is next to him. The man, without raising his head and without giving any signs of excitement, turns off the trail and wraps on a concrete fence (a height of 1.5 meters). Horses run and splash with saliva and pressed from anger laughing (type:
“I’m going to fuck you...!” They jump to the fence trying to catch a man. The one, still in space, standing on the fence and holding one hand for the concrete column, the second stretches out his pants and above the reference to the mad dogs... First the laughter moves to the highest hysterical notes, then the pause... silence... the dog smells himself, then his cowboy and contemptuously (honest word!) He turns away. The cabbage is worn and wet. The man rushed out of the fence and went on. The highest class!
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