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 15.04.2011
Kitz: I got a day in the market. My aunt, 45, when she looked at how I was cold, shouted: “Oh guys, you are our... Mommy, a little bit, the hat is blowing, and you put it in your pocket at the exit and to school on the groves. “Evona, the shoes have stunned!” I hear that I’m red, but not from shame, but from the restrained rust. Then she suspiciously sneered at me, “Daddy, are you not walking? Here I had to fantasize - that I forgot the change, I run home, the road through the market, I want to buy a gift for my brother. I even got a discount on baseball :)
Chapter 39: I didn’t understand. Have you walked in nature, where is the joke?
Kitz: How to tell you... I’m not an angel, I’m a horse, but the last time I walked was exactly 16 years ago :)
VolkaIz39: Kuasa o_o Fall in the Zags )) jump communicate, I thought you were 17, just counted not in measure )))
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