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 15.04.2011
The cat is spring. He cries loudly under the door. A sister (a biologist student) revolves around, singing a self-made song about the "Kiss Who Wants a Cat." He opens the door to the entrance and... the neighbors who just came out to the venue instead of "Hello!" hear:
I am an animal! My eggs are mature.
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