“We live in the happiest country in the world, and all the other countries envy us...” It’s because if you want to buy dollars, you have to sell them first. Only we are all dissatisfied with the increase in fuel prices, but a month later they are in a row to buy it at this price, because of a new increase... Only in our country decrees are cancelled before they have time to be announced on the news. It is in our country that you can get in jail for a walk on the square, and not get, for a pedestrian attack... We proudly call our country Belarus, and foreigners jealously ask “Where is it?”