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 23.04.2011
A friend calls, tells a story.
xxx: the supplier of the kit to the store of a friend lay in a private clinic for surgery... awakened from anesthesia, feels a severe pain in the chest (although the operation was supposed to be done in the ass - to remove the polyp benign). stretches his hand to the chest - there is an incredibly tight bandage... that it is impossible to breathe... hears, causes the nurse... he says that it is a bandage holding, so that the implants do not fall out... in short, his chest silicone lice!!! And in the neighboring chamber there was a girl who wanted these breasts... and her surname was just as unshakable and unshakable as that of the supplier... it was clear that there was a scandal, etc., but here is only the one who was not lucky: a guy with breasts, or a girl with a broken ass...
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