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 24.04.2011
AAA: In Texas, a criminal is obliged to warn the victim verbally or in writing about an imminent crime at least 24 hours before it is committed.
Violation of this rule is considered by the court as an aggravating circumstance.
BBB: Throw a letter like this “I’ll kill you at 5 p.m.
“Be there on time, don’t be late.”
aa: and a sack of salophan under my height, or I ended up.)
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