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 27.04.2011
zzz: You reminded me how we went to the clinic 20 years ago, to go through the military commission. tk. They didn’t come in time to the military.
So, with me and Lehoy went Oleg. He was wild, not to say how, afraid of the dentists. And on the approach to the dentistry, he was already whiter than cream and shrugged at every shooche... And the doctor, an old lady under 60, was caught. She, cleverly licking, grit – “Yes, I’m not going to do anything... I’ll look at the electricity... I’m generally looking, I wrote something in papers and sent it to the office, for example – a surgical one! and :)
You would see Oleg... This already ghost-like creature, seeing nothing and hearing nothing around itself, was doomed to enter the surgical. And there, a surgeon - an uncle of a small size, looking at the doctors' papers, broke us with Leha for the injection, and Oleg for two. It turns out he had to remove two teeth on both sides.
So, we sit, wait for the injections to work, and the nurse asks Oleg what? He took her "ugua", she decided to clarify the type from which side and said "what does it take", and he made her so sincere and sincere - "feet!".
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