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 03.05.2008
She> understands the problem is that you’re stuck in sex
She> shouldn’t talk about it 24 hours a day
She> and the question "how would you like to spend the evening?" do not answer "first from above, then from below, and then from behind";
she> and on the question "where would you like to walk?" - "anyway, only to have more sex"
It> let’s try again. How do you want to spend the evening?
he> e... now I don’t even know what to answer... I don’t want to cheat
She> let’s try to answer carefully.
He> is with you!
It> is very good. What would you like to do with me tonight?
He> just to be with you!
She> bravo, Dmitry!!! Your answer is accepted!
She> you won the main prize!
He> has sex!? to
She> fucking...
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