Listen to the story of your birthday.
Three months ago, a small but proud insurance company celebrated the anniversary of the director. 50 years is a beautiful figure and, from any side, wonderful. It is as solid as well as the strength to rejoice in life.

Since the anniversary was a company man and with understanding, the employees decided to play him. Half an hour before the boss came to work, the insurers asked the guard for the keys from the director's office and brought a huge cake there. But not just a cake, but a cake with a secret – it was covered with a large glass cap, stood on a large wooden box, and there was a red button on the box itself. If you press that button, the cover moves, and the insurance agent, who is hiding in the box, squeezes the director’s cake straight in the face. This is a foolish joke. A new shirt for the director was already prepared, the second cake was in the refrigerator – so there shouldn’t have been any victims in this story.

However, there was a small trouble. Secretary Olya, closing the director's office, was so nervous that she accidentally dropped the key band on her shoe. The foot in the shoe crashed involuntarily - and the keys flew straight into the gap between the door and the floor. After a moment, the keys were in the director's office, and out of the reach of the hand or swab.
You can imagine the situation, right? In the box, there is a twisted insurance agent who cannot get out without pressing a button, and it is impossible to enter the cabinet, because the only keys are on the floor in the same cabinet.
How to?

Frightened insurers ran to the guard - is there no spare key?
The guard opened the door with their hands - there is no key, they are not trained to handle the doors, but we will help to break the door. Soon there was a consensus - to break the door or wait for the permission of the director? They decided to break. If the agent is sitting in the box for half an hour or more, he will suffocate or lose consciousness, so there is nothing to wait for someone's orders, you need to save a life.

Two of the strongest security guards and the strongest insurance agent began to knock the door with their whole body. But here is the trouble – the house was Stalinic, and the door was the most powerful, thorough, of the best oak, so that three healthy men after a five-minute struggle only found their side. The tension increased.
What to do?! Can we drink the castle? He proposed one of
The Insurers.
We cannot succeed.
Yes, we will not succeed. Need to quickly.
and Eureka! Have you all seen the light? The helmet here, the helmet!

Strangely enough, the helmet was found by the guard. And here is the picture - a powerful guard, fiercely turning his eyes, began to crush the oak door with the sign "Director" with a tail. All this happened under the bloodthirsty cries of employees:
Go to!
Break up stronger!
and crush! Fight out of all!

At that moment, the late director finally entered the office. For two minutes, shocked, he watched a terrible scene worthy of some witch shabash. And it was only then that he was noticed, and by another coincidence, the first one to do this was a guard with a towel - a fierce, with a sweaty and red face:
“Good morning, Mikhail Nikolaich. Happy Birthday Day. We see – how
When we wait for you...
The director slowly slipped to the floor.