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 22.12.2007
ZloYXP: Protection of the roulette...
From work I went to the supermarket, to buy food.I had a leather wallet through my shoulder on the belt, I did not give it to the storage chamber.Well, and a suit, a collar, a coat, etc. I went from a meeting with clients...
I bought thousands for four and a half large packs.I go out of the box office, the car in front of the entrance almost, I put the packs, I pick up the signal, the car (AUDI A6) automatically starts.There are 2 guards and an administrator (girl).Dialogue:
Give me your bag!
Q: What can you steal from it?The people gathered...
You can take a little in them!
That’s a fish, right?Smiles around and laughter.
No, small bottles of vodka!
I: I’m like a man who is going to drink a small bottle of vodka!!???? to
Only I remained on my feet, the rest just died of laughter.
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