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 15.05.2011
I have a friend, by the way - so Yule is called, the owner of a restaurant of Chinese orientation..So they recently enclosed a new chef, he is in Russian so far "not a boom boom".
According to their label, some dishes to customers must be served by the chef himself.The light and music are silenced, and surrounded by the cook, this same Chinese solemnly carries something there.He puts dishes on the table, displays dishes himself and waits for the diners to taste.
After the first piece is swallowed, he confidently bows to the table and asks: “Do you know?” I was not present at the meeting, but the staff told me that the whole hall was overwhelmed.When then in the room at the niqab of the ununderstanding cook was asked where he had already had time to grasp Russian strong words, he through the translator tried to explain: Well, in Russian it means.
The highest class, right? What to say after that.
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