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 17.05.2011
I go to work early in the morning, two young people approach me and begin to convince me that they need my cell phone more than I do. Because I did not agree, there was a fight. One broke my arm on the elbow, and still took my cell phone and 1,000 rubles. Only they didn’t know that I was working as a surgeon at a local injury station and that one of them would come to the meeting with a broken arm.
YYY: What are you?
Well, I didn’t let him go until he returned my mobile phone and a thousand rubles.
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