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 21.05.2011
In the words of an instructor of driving:
There was a girl on courses (the hair color I did not specify), 2 days of driving in the city. The shift. at the crossroads of the DPS. There are gauges. Training machines very rarely stop, but here the stars came together, and the haishnik pointed with a rod to the side. The girl has no blood in her teeth, her legs tremble, her palms sweat, there is still a test. She is an extruder: what to do? He said: Stop it. And here included the female logic and the backwardness of experience. Where will stop? Right where the hood is. The girl turns on and runs on the hoist, the one to the side, the girl to him, the one to run! The intruder stopped the torture by pressing the brake. It is white like a wall, the girl has a stupor. Instructor Haishnik: Why did you stop us? Yes, I thought you were a taxi, go fucking away from here.
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