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 21.05.2011
Untouchable Avengers
I travel with my family to Volgograd.
There are a lot of cars, but we still move at the speed of an unlearned pedestrian.
On the left of me is an unpleasant company on the cruiser. It happens, seemingly ordinary funny guys, but it feels like they have some fun, not good - at the expense of others.
From the passenger window for half a meter prompted a loud and funny looking forward, like a dog going to the country. He was talking on the phone and was therefore forced to scream to scream the street... From the open window of the rear door, the feet in black shoes were just turning and airing in the wind. There were five people in the car and all the boys.
I hear, and then I see in my rear mirror, that the motorcycle is approaching. A small table with wheels slightly larger than the office chairs. On the roller tightly pressed to each other, a guy and a girl are sitting, both without helmets, but a girl in short jeans shorts. They cling between me and the "cruiser" and suddenly the girl with one sharp movement removes the shoe with the foot and the moped, accelerating, moves forward, labyrinth between the cars. Meanwhile, the flow stops to zero.
The jeep is signaling in impotent anger, trying to roll out for the meeting, but there is also a iron stream. The "boys" loudly cries out, from the back door pops out a barrel in a white socks, but quickly realizes that walking for a trampoline with a leaving shoe, you can no longer catch up...
All this was unexpected and looked wild, I turned my head and met with the driver of the neighboring "gigol", he smiled widely, showing me to drop the glass.
The Driver:
No good girl, you have to. Five minutes ago, I followed this.
I was in a jeep, and the motorcycle passed by, so they were all elevated.
From the window to the belt to touch the girl’s ass. They did not reach,
They wore something, and then poured them from their feet to their heads with some white shit.
From McDonald’s... The boy had to stop to wipe out.
The eyes.
And then you saw the continuation...

All our traffic joke was glad that the "taburet" is no longer to catch up, because there is only a flying citroen in Phantom...
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