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 22.05.2011
I talked to a friend (doctor):

D: I know I am bad
But not to the same extent!!! to
I am :?? to
D is yesterday. When I was challenged. I could not get out of the entrance.
Like a horror film - the dark 1st floor of the entrance, the iron door does not open, I press the home button. She does not work.
I decided to call the 1st apartment, no one opens - I call at 2 - y - a man wet from the shower flows out of the electricity in the towel
I explain to him my problem – he cries, he can’t scream, because I’m a doctor
I approached – so easily I pushed the door and it opened.
The fucking cell phone doesn’t work.
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