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 24.05.2011
I want ice cream, I want to go to the store.
He: Go away
He: beer at the same time buy 2.5 jiggle
She: fucking, I’m eager to buy beer in bottles.
He is: Why?
She: I’m a girl, I’d like a bottle.
She: and then when I get in the bag, I get a bottle of essa and 2.5 jigulovsky.
She: that is, I’ll drink a delicious drink first and then I’ll be drunk in shit.
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