I remember once one of my acquaintances (journalist) decided "for science" to conduct a social survey among male friends on the topic "with what frequency men think about breasts". The unconditional leader of the hit-parade turned out to be a copy, which, after hearing the question on the phone "and tell me as a man, do you often think about breasts?" in full seriousness asked: "In the sense of what? What about women?"
O_O