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 27.05.2011
My colleague had a friend who once bought a used Mercedes.
The car is not new, and naturally had various minor cracks. In particular, there was no company emblem on the wheel (the most triangular star in the circle). The man was stressed for some reason, and since he was working in the production, he got this star on the machine, chromied it, and he put it on the wheel. In other words, beauty. The only difference is that the factory original is a light bronze strip, and it was made a heavy stainless steel stamp.
And it would be nothing, but one day he got into a small accident, a safety pillow worked in the car, and this crafty star struck him in the forehead and cut off his skin with its edges.
In the hospital, the forehead was swallowed, everything healed pretty quickly. There were no traces of scars except a slight bleaching (the structure of the skin at the site of the scattering changed), which in normal conditions was virtually invisible.
But since then, if this man became red (from shame, anger, drunk vodka, etc.). by p.On his forehead was the white Mercedes emblem.
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