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 27.05.2011
Today, my wife promised sex as soon as her daughter fell asleep.

The moment of the long-awaited falling asleep of the nine-month-old weapon crumb at 23-35 was solemnly welcomed by a festive salutation under my windows. I am already going down to the courtyard to thank you, a cheerful, lighthearted guy of shitty appearance in his buttocks on his bare feet...
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