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 27.05.2011
How many beds do you have?
Fuck, I'm sitting thinking, I'll answer a two-bed - will think that I want to engage in a relationship, I'll answer a single-bed - will think that I'm sewing.
I’m proud to say, half a flame!
She: is it how?
I: This is when you can greatly stretch away, but there was no desire to stay.)
She is HITRUGA
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