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KaneUA, 23 December 2010, 03:21 # ↑
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Yes, it is really madness.
I called the provider for technical support. I was told that I don’t have such a Skype on my computer. It was like that two hours ago.) I was interested in how to put the right one, one faithful and Orthodox. I started explaining about the Start button and IE. I listened and said I don’t have Windows. “What?” asked a tech-support girl. I said it was Linux. “I’ve never heard of Windows before,” she replied. I also added that I have a pirate assembly of screws and I need to put a face, remove viruses and reinstall Skype. I started explaining that Linux is not Windows. “How? After all, without Windows, the computer doesn’t work!” I decided to call someone more competent. The man’s voice answered. I asked if they accidentally blocked some port during today’s maintenance (we had one that the provider closed the port by which browsers turn off). He replied that if they turned off one port, I’t have all the programs. And only Skype. I had to explain what ports are on the fingers. However, a tech support worker was relentless about the problems on my computer and asked me to remember the password and not do nonsense. After half an hour the phone ringed. The same man from the tech support asked through which ports Skype works, or there is nowhere to talk.
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