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 01.06.2011
I am home. What should I eat?
Open the refrigerator, there is food.
I have opened. What should I eat?
Meat with potatoes in pot
I do not want
Sasha, I am at work.
Katie, I want to
What are you mocking?! to
Where is the potato meat?! to
Sasha, you are in the refrigerator!
Where is it?
Sasha, I am at work. in the gray pot, on the second shelf to the left
Oh yeah, I found it. Where is the juice?
Which one?
Katie, are you a fool? The juice!
I didn’t buy it, but you bought it.
and no. Katie, what are you?
What is?
Where is my peach juice?
In the shop.
- Well go home - buy me juice, 2 liters
Do you not squeeze?
and no. Buy me the juice... well, Katya!
and pipet. So far Sasha. I am at work.
Wait to
What else do you need from me?
I really have you crazy.
Go in the ass.
Is it true?
and yes. The Truth. Sasha, go to the ass.

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