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 04.06.2011
I met a guy and lived with my parents. When his parents went on vacation, he called me for a week. And here I came, everything was fine, I went to bed, only I fell asleep, I don’t know how long it was, I woke up from the fact that he shakes me and wakes me. I woke up and asked what was going on? He suggested to go out with a drink of water :) He was very drunk, went. I go to the kitchen, he goes to the toilet. The next night the same picture. Then it turned out that he was just afraid to stay home alone at night, suddenly there baby :)
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