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 06.06.2011
In the evening we return to the city from the house of friends.. through the car in front of the solitary BTR blows.
Not the point!! In front, on the post of GAI, as always, interpretation and clutter –
The "intelligents" of the GIBDD blocked one lane of movement by a shlagbaum, so that it would be more convenient to observe the torments of the inhabitants, seeking to pass this wreck faster.
It was up and the turn.. We observe.. From the rear gate of the armoured car falls a small man, not to understand in what shape, but - without weapons.. only the armor on the mouth is visible.. and only the thunderstorm passed and the rain is rare. I don't know what there was not arranged by the GAIShnik - whether the tech-talon is not in order, or the car without numbers, but he was very negatively moving his head in the fur. BTRs, it turns out, can jump, and before the jump even sit down.
Gai, simultaneously with this of his straw is drawn out of dozens of people with
They disarm and strictly fix the shift, but it’s not in this that one of the “attackers” opens the creatures of the shlagbaum, and the joyful people with hygiani and piccanie strive for a free track, the shuffle goes into the patrol car of the GIBDB and announces through the “matyugalnik”: “Attention to everyone!” Training at Blockpost! Please keep calm and continue!”
So I think – if in every city at every post to arrange such educational procedures – will the roads become more free?? to
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