My favorite one:
L - baby, let's see together "Breakfast at Tiffany"!!! to
I’m a fish, let’s go a little later, I’m busy now.
L (begins to cry) - Well, let's say, Lenka and I recently watched one cool comedy, in which a girl and a guy lived together and often watched "Breakfast at Tiffany!"
I am MMM, and then what happened to these girls and guys? They got married?
L - No, the guy was gay, and they both found boys!
I was ahead of something...