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 08.06.2011
We sit in the dormitory. The woman asks to turn on the tea. I Include. True, a broken tea - has a certain bzik - is turned on for a minute or two, turns off and turns on again, a little bit of fun, bringing the water to boil. After the first turn off, the girl, surprised, asks:
Has the water already boiled?
No, it is how he works.
The tea is included.
For what?
I cried to a friend:
- Well, you understand that rainfall there all kinds of settlements, fat, in a word, the technology has it. Clean the water, etc.
The girl, knowing I’m a programmer, jokes:
Have you programmed yourself?
And I smile:
by Sam.
A friend speaks to a girl:
Do you go to bookstores?
I have been.
- Books "Programming for Tea Books " seen?
Well...
Well, here is from there)
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